1st Transmission
[Action, Closed; 2236 Stevens, Master Bedroom, Morning]
( Closed to Ouka and Kyouka )
[Action for housemates; 2236 Stevens, Kitchen, Morning]
( Closed to 2236 Stevens )
[Phone]
[Ouka holds the phone high above the ground, trying to keep it far from Kyouka. With the commotion, it happens to be off the stand, so listening carefully should reveal what they're saying.]
We can't just announce ourselves to everyone in here. We don't even know where we are...
[The other voice on the line sounds like a little girl... a very angry little girl who is jumping up and down to try to snatch the phone from the stupid four-eyes who won't give it to the rightful owner and master of this house!]
Are you suggesting we just hide in the shadows in fear of a brave new world? I, Kyouka-sama, won't forgive such cowardly actions! I am going to let everyone know we are here whether they like it or not!
[And now she's trying to climb up him to get the phone]
[She is succeeding.]
Wha--S-Stop that! You're not as strong here, so you'll get hurt if you fall!
Then it's your duty to catch me, just like it's your duty to hand- over- that- phone!
[Oh god she has it now and SHE IS YELLING INTO THE PHONE LIKE IT IS HARD OF HEARING]
Nyahahaha~
Alright, you pigs, listen up! Today, your gray and lackluster lives come to an end! Die, fall over, crumble into ruin and rise up like the phoenix in a glorious rebirth for today is the day you truly start living! Rejoice, for the absolute and unique goddess is now among you! If you touch your head to the floor three times and call my name, I might find you worthy of saving.
Mayfield? Drones? Brainwashing, messing with the time space continuum, being told to make a cozy family? This is barely even anything new to a god like me! I feel at home already, you’ll have to do better than that if you want to get the best of me; as a wonderful fact, I, Kyouka-sama, am omnipotent and omniscient! You’ll at least have to send in an alien warship and eighty-four cyborg battalions before you’re ready to take me on!
We're already in enough trouble as it is. Please don't give them any ideas, Kyouka.
A challenge is only worth doing if you take it head on, Ouka!
[The enthusiastic yelling in the phone turns to something almost sickly saccharine when she turns back to it]
Oh, by the way, this is my husband Ouka~ He's a glasses-wearing four-eyes with orange hair and a serious look all the time, so make sure you're nice to him~ [And then she's back to yelling again] If you're not, I'll hear about it! Being married means I have exclusive bullying rights on him!
[Man, are you lucky you don't have cat ears anymore, because in an alternate regain-filled universe, one of them is getting pulled.]
[Instead, he just talks in a low voice. His tone is actually not that reproachful anymore. Is he talking to whoever is listening instead?]
...Try to bear with it.
What was that? [She's only distracted for a moment though before continuing]
Oh, an if you see a lion, jellyfish, simple girl, normal girl, crossdresser or biological weapon by the name of Teika, Gekka, Yuuka, Chika, Ginka or Hyouka respectively, tell me immediately! Or if you're listening to this, get over here!
Alright? Get to it!
[And she hangs up the phone like phone-slamming is an Olympic sport and she’s going for the gold medal]
[Action - Kyouka; Around Town]
[Anywhere around town, you might run into a young-looking girl, about three and a half feet tall, running around energetically, harassing drones, inspecting shops, climbing light poles... oh no, she's spotted you. SURE IS KYOUKA, GETTING UP IN YOUR BUSINESS]
So are you one of the interesting ones or one of the super boring robotic pod people? I really don't have time to waste on any more of the latter category, so kindly out yourself, fall to your knees and go into sleep mode if you're just another programmed robot flunky!
[Action - Ouka; Around Town]
Not even America looks like this anymore. This clearly isn't the Great Japanese Empire, but to be in such a place... it's almost like time-traveling.
[Recon time.]
[Ouka's investigating the town, trying to see just what brought him here. Though he won't admit it, his suspicions are not unlike Kyouka's. Among the many people who have something against him, more than a few are mad scientists. Still, only a few of the people in this town could pass for robots.]
[Though this is clearly supernatural in nature, Ouka's main priority is getting out. Reporting to the Bureau can wait until after that.]
[And if he takes the opportunity to see where convenience stores and supermarkets are, well, that's just being efficient and doing two roles at the same time.]
[Anyone walking through Mayfield will be subject to a friendly (if somewhat nervous) wave from him, as well as a few questions if all goes well.]
( Closed to Ouka and Kyouka )
[Action for housemates; 2236 Stevens, Kitchen, Morning]
( Closed to 2236 Stevens )
[Phone]
[Ouka holds the phone high above the ground, trying to keep it far from Kyouka. With the commotion, it happens to be off the stand, so listening carefully should reveal what they're saying.]
We can't just announce ourselves to everyone in here. We don't even know where we are...
[The other voice on the line sounds like a little girl... a very angry little girl who is jumping up and down to try to snatch the phone from the stupid four-eyes who won't give it to the rightful owner and master of this house!]
Are you suggesting we just hide in the shadows in fear of a brave new world? I, Kyouka-sama, won't forgive such cowardly actions! I am going to let everyone know we are here whether they like it or not!
[And now she's trying to climb up him to get the phone]
[She is succeeding.]
Wha--S-Stop that! You're not as strong here, so you'll get hurt if you fall!
Then it's your duty to catch me, just like it's your duty to hand- over- that- phone!
[Oh god she has it now and SHE IS YELLING INTO THE PHONE LIKE IT IS HARD OF HEARING]
Nyahahaha~
Alright, you pigs, listen up! Today, your gray and lackluster lives come to an end! Die, fall over, crumble into ruin and rise up like the phoenix in a glorious rebirth for today is the day you truly start living! Rejoice, for the absolute and unique goddess is now among you! If you touch your head to the floor three times and call my name, I might find you worthy of saving.
Mayfield? Drones? Brainwashing, messing with the time space continuum, being told to make a cozy family? This is barely even anything new to a god like me! I feel at home already, you’ll have to do better than that if you want to get the best of me; as a wonderful fact, I, Kyouka-sama, am omnipotent and omniscient! You’ll at least have to send in an alien warship and eighty-four cyborg battalions before you’re ready to take me on!
We're already in enough trouble as it is. Please don't give them any ideas, Kyouka.
A challenge is only worth doing if you take it head on, Ouka!
[The enthusiastic yelling in the phone turns to something almost sickly saccharine when she turns back to it]
Oh, by the way, this is my husband Ouka~ He's a glasses-wearing four-eyes with orange hair and a serious look all the time, so make sure you're nice to him~ [And then she's back to yelling again] If you're not, I'll hear about it! Being married means I have exclusive bullying rights on him!
[Man, are you lucky you don't have cat ears anymore, because in an alternate regain-filled universe, one of them is getting pulled.]
[Instead, he just talks in a low voice. His tone is actually not that reproachful anymore. Is he talking to whoever is listening instead?]
...Try to bear with it.
What was that? [She's only distracted for a moment though before continuing]
Oh, an if you see a lion, jellyfish, simple girl, normal girl, crossdresser or biological weapon by the name of Teika, Gekka, Yuuka, Chika, Ginka or Hyouka respectively, tell me immediately! Or if you're listening to this, get over here!
Alright? Get to it!
[And she hangs up the phone like phone-slamming is an Olympic sport and she’s going for the gold medal]
[Action - Kyouka; Around Town]
[Anywhere around town, you might run into a young-looking girl, about three and a half feet tall, running around energetically, harassing drones, inspecting shops, climbing light poles... oh no, she's spotted you. SURE IS KYOUKA, GETTING UP IN YOUR BUSINESS]
So are you one of the interesting ones or one of the super boring robotic pod people? I really don't have time to waste on any more of the latter category, so kindly out yourself, fall to your knees and go into sleep mode if you're just another programmed robot flunky!
[Action - Ouka; Around Town]
Not even America looks like this anymore. This clearly isn't the Great Japanese Empire, but to be in such a place... it's almost like time-traveling.
[Recon time.]
[Ouka's investigating the town, trying to see just what brought him here. Though he won't admit it, his suspicions are not unlike Kyouka's. Among the many people who have something against him, more than a few are mad scientists. Still, only a few of the people in this town could pass for robots.]
[Though this is clearly supernatural in nature, Ouka's main priority is getting out. Reporting to the Bureau can wait until after that.]
[And if he takes the opportunity to see where convenience stores and supermarkets are, well, that's just being efficient and doing two roles at the same time.]
[Anyone walking through Mayfield will be subject to a friendly (if somewhat nervous) wave from him, as well as a few questions if all goes well.]